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Holy Family Arrested In Egypt For Violating Travel Restrictions

December 12th, 2020

 

DAPHNAE, EGYPT—Joseph, Mary, and the Son of God were taken into custody Tuesday morning. Egyptian authorities learned that the Holy Family had violated travel restrictions in their attempt to flee King Herod’s eminent massacre of all male babies under the age of two.

Officer Ptahhotep of the Ancient Egypt Police Force told journalists, “We asked to see their papers and vaccination records, which they could not produce.” He then said the young family had no connections to a rich politician, which also would have excused them.